Introducing the Crusaders RFC Limited Edition Action Figure Series. Lovingly crafted* using AI magic (*which clearly has no idea what half these accessories are for — or why Liam’s kicking tee looks like a miniature top hat).

Not available in stores. Probably not collectible. Almost definitely not approved by the players.

But if you fancy joining a club where you could be turned into an action figure one day, or just enjoy rugby with a great bunch of lads, then keep your eyes peeled — we’ll be recruiting soon(ish) and the players are somehow even more chaotic in person.